Baptist explanation
There must be sin in your life. Everyone else opened it fine.

Presbyterian explanation
It's not Gods will for you to open this link.

Word of Faith explanation
You lack the faith to open this link. Your negative words have prevented you from realizing this link's fulfillment.

Charismatic explanation
Thou art loosed! Be commanded to OPEN!

Unitarian explanation
All links are equal, so if this link doesn't work for you, feel free to experiment with other links that might bring you joy and fulfillment.

Christian Science explanation
There really is no link.

Atheist explanation
The only reason you think this link exists is because you needed to invent it.

Church counselor's explanation
And what did you feel when the link wouldn't open?